Brother, can you check if I'm clean over there? It's a date tonight 🥹

What a dick my brother's got, it's blurred my memory... Forgot he had a boyfriend

His face is covered in sperm and his throat is fucked up, but he won't skip classes

I took her to McDonald's and she came for joy (and the vibrator)

That's a swallow, you got your dick in your throat! All right, you suck at forgiveness